Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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