so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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