im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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