The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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