covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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