I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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