i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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