you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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