Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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