Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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