I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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