I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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