Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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