i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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