hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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