I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
