I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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