That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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