Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
