theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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