I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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