He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He better not be in your backpack
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i out mim tonsoeep
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