i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
where does the pee come out of this thing
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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