Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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