She said her name was "party"
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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