What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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