i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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