I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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