Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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