he puts the penis in happiness.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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