In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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