god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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