Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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