then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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