I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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