that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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