Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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