Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I am available for nakedness
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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