Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late