On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.