she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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