we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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