I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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