why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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