Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's never too late to be topless.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!