how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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