so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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