I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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