I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
