so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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