All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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