It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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