Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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