How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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