her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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