and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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