I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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