I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
two words...techno handjob
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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